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schmegeggied (/ʃməˈɡɛɡid/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a jerk's confidence for a workable leadership model. Petula became schmegeggied and reorganised the coats according to rank. schmelzed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the kitchen lights a ruby-red permanence. schmelzmustered adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the crisps according to an elaborate pattern, then forgetting it. Danielia schmelzmustered the crisps across the kitchen table, then forgot the pattern. schmendricked (/ˈʃmɛndɹɪkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a foolish confidence in operating the dishwasher by intuition. schmendriked adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining to the sofa why the glass of water has been ignored. schmiederited adj. Still drunk, and blue-lit at the kitchen table beside an increasingly symbolic glass of water. schmierkased adj. Sharpened by drink into a cottage-cheese consistency of thought, with each word arriving in soft curds. schmitterited adj. Too drunk to distinguish the glass of water from the vase, but determined to hydrate. schmocked adj. Softened by drink into leaving the cupboard open and thanking it for being there. schmoed (/ʃməʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the sofa's most uncomfortable corner as a chosen place of residence. Hixie schmoed into the sofa’s worst corner and treated it as permanent accommodation. schmoo torted adj. Having drunk enough to require dessert in layers, preferably assembled directly on the sofa. Breezie became schmoo torted and built a cream-and-caramel pudding beside the remote. schmooed adj. You are drunk and smooth, round, and unexpectedly difficult to steer towards the exit. schmooped adj. Having drunk more than the evening warranted, and sending the sofa an affectionate message. Jayjuan got schmooped and texted the sofa to say how supportive it had been. schmoopinessed adj. You have drunk enough to describe the washing-up as a tender domestic misunderstanding. Yina became schmoopinessed and thanked Clauda for rinsing a single teaspoon. schmoosed adj. Drunk to the extent of generating microscopic, poorly formed explanations for ordinary pub events. schmooseoisied adj. You are drunk and talking continuously, even though the only listener is the fridge.