schnapsed
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schnapsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken a neat measure and acquired a botanical explanation for everything. Nicola was schnapsed and identified juniper in a glass that contained only lemonade. schnauzered (/ˈʃnaʊzɚd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a wiry, whiskered certainty that every passing remark requires a barked reply.
schnecked adj. Loosened by drink into a slow spiral from the bar to the nearest available seat. schneebergited adj. Emboldened by drink to present a complicated, mineral certainty on matters best left unanalysed. schneided adj. Slowed by drink to a losing streak so prolonged that even the next round feels theoretical. schnickelfritzed adj. Of a drinker who has become mischievous, small in judgement, and difficult to get down the stairs. Jvaughn went schnickelfritzed and hid Dadrian's shoes before attempting the staircase backwards. schnicklefritzed adj. Describing a drinker who behaves like a mischievous child with access to the banister. Riata became schnicklefritzed and slid down the handrail while Leobardo sought the landlord. schnittied adj. Drunk and moving with the heavy, crumb-conscious determination of someone pursuing a fried cutlet. Dionisia got schnittied and asked whether the kitchen could batter a boiled egg. schnitzelled (/ˈʃnɪt.s(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk to the point where every plan is flattened, fried and served with misplaced confidence. schnockered adj. Drunk enough to combine restless spaniel enthusiasm with a terrier’s determination to continue. schnoodled adj. Reduced by drink to a manageable mixture of polish and wiry determination. schnooked adj. You are drunk and accepting every dubious bargain as though it were a benefaction. Nyeemah was schnooked and bought a commemorative mug from a man outside the station. schnookumsed adj. Drunk on the strength of affectionate naming, including names for the kettle and its cord. Moraes got schnookumsed and tucked the kitchen kettle into a blanket. schnorered adj. Of a drinker who has converted every acquaintance into a source of small loans. Anquette became schnorered and requested bus fare from three people holding car keys. schnorkelled adj. Softened by drink into breathing through the nearest available tube, including a rolled beer mat. Keltie got schnorkelled with a paper straw and insisted the arrangement improved the air.
schnorrered adj. Describing a drinker who begs with increasing ceremony for things already on the table.
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