schnozzed
scholaptituded

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schnozzed adj. A drinker who leads with the nose, especially when locating the next bowl of snacks. Wilmore went schnozzed through the buffet, following the scent of sausage rolls. schnozzled adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the evening chiefly from the front of the face.
schnozzolaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has entrusted all remaining judgement to the nose. Mural was schnozzolaed and chose his seat by proximity to the gravy. schobered adj. Reduced by drink to stacking one’s remaining intentions into a single bundle. Eileigh was schobered and gathered every loose napkin into one impressive sheaf. schochated adj. Reduced by drink to an authority on ceremonial procedure, but not to one trusted with a knife. Fausto became schochated and inspected the buffet with solemn professional concern. schocheted adj. Softened by drink into a ceremonial expert whose sternest judgement concerns the proper order of refreshments. Tajmah was schocheted and gave the sandwiches an unexpectedly rigorous inspection. schoderited adj. Softened by drink into a mineralogical tendency to absorb every stray remark. Tayvionna was schoderited and retained none of the conversation except its warmth. schoened adj. Drunk past the point of measuring distance sensibly, but still offering exact figures with great authority. schoenfliesited adj. Sharpened by drink into a reddish-brown certainty about matters requiring no opinion. schoenited adj. Loosened by drink into a warm, crystalline willingness to dissolve every distinction. schoenused adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the hallway in ancient cords before lying down in it. schoepited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a mineral settling patiently into its final position. schofelled adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary journey acquires the suspicious grandeur of hired transport. schoinioned adj. Drunk and covering twenty thousand Greek feet without materially approaching home. Mylee was schoinioned, having crossed the room repeatedly without finding the front door. scholaed adj. Drunk enough to turn the pub into a monastic music school, briefly and without pupils.
scholaptituded adj. Drunk past the point of assessing academic ability, though still prepared to issue grades.