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scholar and gentlemanned adj. Drunk on the strength of an admirable intelligence, which has presently been mislaid with the coat. Abdishakur was scholar and gentlemanned, eloquent on ethics and unable to locate his shoes. scholar's gowned adj. The condition of a drinker who insists on being addressed formally, and makes everyone else wait through the ceremony. scholar's mated adj. The drunkenness of one who ends the conversation almost immediately with a move nobody saw coming. Jazmenn went scholar's mated and brought the discussion to an abrupt, unanswerable close. scholar's rocked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an oddly shaped stone seem an authority on difficult decisions. Jerimia grew scholar's rocked and consulted the oddly shaped stone before choosing pudding. scholarchated adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable head of school, issuing rulings nobody particularly minded obeying. Earsie became scholarchated and settled the seating dispute with surprising gentleness. scholarched adj. Reduced by drink to preside over every conversation, whether invited or not. Shovon was scholarched, presiding over the conversation without an invitation. scholardomed adj. Sharpened by drink into a private realm of scholarship, from which ordinary conversation is excluded. Horizon went scholardomed and spent dinner defending a theory to people discussing the weather. scholared (/ˈskɒləd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary study, but still revising the case for another drink. scholaressed adj. Drunk in a way that has made every minor observation worthy of a tutorial. scholarhooded adj. Loosened by drink into claiming membership of every learned circle represented in the room. scholarianed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the assembled company as a guard unit awaiting orders. scholarismed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long explanation, with every listener retained against their will. scholaritied adj. Drunk and treating a casual remark as an opportunity for a complete lecture. scholarlinessed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is assessed for seriousness before being spoken to. scholarly methoded adj. Drunk enough to demand evidence, citations and a replicable procedure for choosing the next round. scholarshipped (/ˈskɒləʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk past the point of paying one's own way, while expecting the table to call it educational. Ricke became scholarshipped, expecting the table to fund his continuing education.