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scholarshippered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that generosity has ended, and continuing to accept it from everyone present. scholasticaled adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary disagreement acquires footnotes, objections and a formal reply. scholasticated adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub as a college, and the remaining customers as an unwilling curriculum. scholasticided adj. Drunk on the strength of systematically destroying every conversation, topic and remaining opportunity for quiet. scholasticismed (/skəˈlæstɪˌsɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reconciling incompatible opinions until everyone else surrendered. Ladontay grew scholasticismed and harmonised two arguments that had plainly not requested it. scholasticked (/skəˈlæstɪkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every social exchange a disputation conducted in numbered articles. scholed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring instruction in doors, chairs, and the proper use of a coat. scholehoused adj. Drunk and reduced to conducting all proceedings from one small room with institutional dignity. scholemastered adj. Drunk beyond remembering the lesson, but still capable of setting one for whoever brings the coffee. scholiasted (/ˈskəʊ.lɪ.æstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and adding commentary to every remark until the original speaker gave up. scholied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every conversation into a brief explanatory note on something else. Ferdaws went scholied and supplied a commentary on Jewlius's choice of coat. scholioned (/ˈskoʊli.ɒnd/) adj. Still drunk, and attaching a small, pointed note to everything anyone else has said. scholiumed adj. Too drunk to let a sentence stand without explanation, criticism or commentary from the side. schollared adj. Drunk, with the result that every casual remark receives a scholarly footnote. schollered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a simple question into an examination of first principles. scholzited adj. Having drunk enough to disperse the company into distinct components, each carrying a difficult explanation home. Janalyse became scholzited and separated the party into calcium, phosphorus and unresolved objections.