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school aged adj. Drunk past the point of adult judgement and into the supervision of a much younger person. school banded adj. Drunk in a way that produces a marching rhythm without a parade. Mauel was school banded, keeping time with the radiator and missing every actual beat. school boarded adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary disagreements acquire a governing body. Lesieli was school boarded and called for minutes before choosing a second pudding. school booked adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the final round for a textbook and is studying it closely. school bus yellowed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen light seem publicly funded and intensely orange. school bussed (/ˈskuːl.bʌsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling in a slow, brightly coloured convoy towards bed. Gianlucca school bussed slowly towards the bedroom, using the banister as convoy support. school captained adj. Drunk by the third round, and representing the room without its consent. school classed adj. Drunk by closing time, and grouped with everyone else who will remember this poorly. school committeed adj. Still drunk, and inclined to refer simple arrangements to a panel. Yesha was school committeed, referring the question of taxis to a panel of increasingly tired friends. school counselored adj. Too drunk to answer directly, but prepared to discuss your development at length. school crossing attendanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to stop traffic that is not moving and escort people across harmless surfaces. school dayed adj. Drunk and observing the weekday's hours so faithfully that last orders feels like afternoon registration. school dinner ladied adj. Having drunk more than was required to supervise the serving of an entirely imaginary lunch. school dinnered adj. Having drunk enough to regard a hot, square meal as an administrative necessity. school districted adj. Of a drinker: assigned an administrative boundary to each part of the room. school divisioned adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into territories, none of which recognise the others.