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school form 10'd adj. Drunk, with the result that your academic history is being recited in full to the stairs. school glued adj. Drunk to a degree that your feet remain attached to the floor while the rest of you negotiates movement. school holidayed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every staircase as closed for maintenance. Aneesa went school holidayed and declared the stairs unavailable after one landing. school inspectored adj. Drunk on the strength of a thorough inspection of each step before committing to it. school lifed adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning a short walk upstairs into an extended serial drama. Kiba was school lifed and paused on every landing for a fresh plot development. school marmed adj. Drunk and enforcing a severe little curriculum upon the morning's tea, toast and personal conduct. Yesica was school marmed, marking the toast for insufficient structural integrity. school mated adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest familiar face as a fellow survivor of lessons, bells and yesterday. school mealed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring substantial support before attempting the stairs. school nighted adj. Drunk by closing time, and already moving with the caution appropriate to tomorrow's lessons. Cuma was school nighted, speaking softly and gripping the rail on every step. school of hard knocksed adj. Too drunk to descend without acquiring practical knowledge from the banister, wall and final step. school of the aired adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the conversation from the stairs, where the signal is unexpectedly clear. school of thoughted adj. Having drunk enough to maintain several incompatible opinions about which foot should move first. school penced adj. Having drunk more than a small sum, and paying for it in carefully counted steps. school ported adj. You have drunk enough to carry the whole evening in one bag, including its unreliable balance. school psychologisted adj. You are drunk and assessing each staircase as though it were an obstacle in a formal evaluation. school refusaled adj. Of a drinker: declining the stairs on emotional grounds, while remaining unable to explain them.