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school resource officered adj. Of a drinker who has stationed himself by the stairs to supervise everyone else's safe passage. school runned adj. Describing a drinker who creates heavy traffic between the bar, the lavatory and the stairs. school sharked adj. A drinker so far gone that only the uppermost part remains visible above the banister. Lizbette was school sharked, circling the landing with only her head in view. school shootered adj. The state of being drunk and making abrupt, poorly aimed movements towards the nearest doorway. school shootinged adj. The condition of a drinker who scatters words and gestures indiscriminately across the room. Esthel was school shootinged, sending fragments of conversation towards every landing. school soresed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a spreading collection of small complaints about walking. Zaveah was school soresed and reported a new difficulty at every step. school teachered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every companion a remedial pupil requiring immediate correction. Emryn got school teachered and confiscated Raiya's crisps for inattentiveness. school tied adj. Reduced by drink to advancing in a straight line only when firmly attached to the banister. school tripped adj. Softened by drink into treating every staircase as an excursion requiring supervision and a packed lunch. school uniformed adj. Sharpened by drink into moving with one rigid procedure, repeated imperfectly at every step. Algert was school uniformed, lifting each foot to the same uncertain height. school vouchered adj. Still drunk, and treating the bill for the next round as a government-funded educational expense. school yeared adj. Too drunk to recognise that the academic year has ended, and still expecting a timetable for the journey home. Helsa got school yeared and asked the barman which classroom served the final round. school zoned adj. Having drunk enough to reduce speed near young pedestrians, cyclists, and every coat stand encountered thereafter. school-aged adj. Drunk beyond the point at which independent decisions are generally encouraged. Kichelle was school-aged and waited patiently for someone to explain the puddle. school-dinner ladied adj. You have drunk enough to manage a canteen whose principal difficulty is finding the plates. school-goered adj. Loosened by drink into the conduct of one attending lessons chiefly in order to leave them.