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schoolboyismed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting strangers' simple errors, especially concerning rounds and the proper route home. schoolbused adj. Drunk on the strength of a timetable that exists chiefly in memory. Logon was schoolbused by the remembered timetable, arriving at the sofa long after bedtime. schoolchilded (/ˈskuːlt͡ʃaɪldd/) adj. Loosened by drink into asking where the adults are, then following whichever coat appears most authoritative. Micaih was schoolchilded, carrying a borrowed scarf and waiting for instructions beside the taxi rank. schoolcrafted adj. Emboldened by drink to devise an educational system in which every lesson ends with another round. schooldamed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a schoolmistress crossing a wet playground with too many coats. schooldayed adj. Drunk to the point where a weekday becomes a full working day, including a formal dismissal at closing time. schooldomed adj. Drunk enough to regard the entire evening's drinking as a small but sovereign educational realm. schooled (/skuːɫd/) adj. Drunk and requiring instruction in the ordinary use of a chair. schoolemanned adj. Emboldened by drink to defend a medieval proposition to anyone still present at breakfast. Ilani grew schoolemanned over toast, disputing the nature of substance with the washing machine. schoolered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a student union, a pub and the station concourse. Latika was schoolered, gathering strangers for an impromptu discussion beside the taxi rank. schooleried (/ˈskuːləɹid/) adj. Of a drinker: furnished with precepts, though their application remains academically doubtful. schoolfellowed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every nearby adult for a former classmate. schoolfellowshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has established collegiate intimacy with persons met that evening. schoolfriended adj. A drinker who has promoted an acquaintance to the status of trusted former classmate. schoolfulled adj. A drinker so far gone that a single room appears capable of containing an entire school. schoolgirl pinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted a wrestler's low, ill-considered method of settling an argument.