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schoolgirldomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has entered a condition of ceremonious, adolescent certainty. schoolgirled adj. The state of being drunk and applying youthful classroom etiquette to an increasingly disordered evening. schoolgirlhooded adj. Reduced by drink to an earlier scholastic age, with solemn attention to minor social rules. Juelle became schoolgirlhooded and requested permission before borrowing a pencil. schoolgirlishnessed (/ˈskuːlˌɡəːlɪʃnəsd/) adj. Softened by drink into an affected delicacy of manner, without implying any particular group. schoolgirlismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a system of youthful attitudes, confidently applied to grown affairs. schoolgoered adj. Emboldened by drink to claim attendance at every institution within conversational reach. Demie was schoolgoered by breakfast, claiming attendance at Eton, Oxford and the pub quiz. schoolgrounded adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone crossing a playground under observation. schoolhoused adj. Drunk enough to mistake a small building for a complete educational establishment. Cahya became schoolhoused and sought the headmaster in the public-house pantry. schoolied adj. Drunk past the point of supervised celebration, with the customary confidence of imminent release. Talford became schoolied and declared the bus shelter an acceptable venue for graduation. schoolies weeked adj. Drunk beyond the administrative reach of education, leisure having acquired a timetable of its own. schoolinged (/ˈskuːlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that converts every conversation into unsolicited instruction. Margrette became schoolinged and demonstrated the correct folding of a beer mat. schooliosised adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary bodily inclination is solemnly diagnosed as a spinal condition. schoolishnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives ordinary conduct the earnest stiffness of a school exercise. Zikeria became schoolishnessed and requested silence before opening a packet of crisps. schoolitised adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding any proposed morning obligation as an affront. schoolkeepered adj. Drunk on the strength of believing oneself responsible for the premises, the pupils, and their punctual departure. schoolkeepinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently operating a small educational establishment from the nearest available room. Halfred became schoolkeepinged and collected fees in silver from the kitchen table.