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schoolkided adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced the day requires a schoolbag, a timetable and a note from home. Danity woke schoolkided, searching the bedside table for a pencil and a permission slip. schoollessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to a morning without lessons, bells or any reliable institution to report to. schoolma'amed adj. Softened by drink into an old-fashioned authority who cannot keep the morning assembly in order. schoolmaided adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright-eyed novice, still carrying yesterday's questions into the morning. schoolmanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a medieval disputation, with each answer requiring a preface. Maurica woke schoolmanned, taking several minutes to distinguish the question from the answer. schoolmarmed (/ˈskulˌmɑɹmd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning as a classroom in need of strict correction. schoolmarmishnessed adj. Drunk past the point of allowing breakfast to proceed without corrections, reprimands and a register. schoolmastered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning into a lesson, delivered slowly and without invitation. Kevaris was schoolmastered by breakfast, teaching the toaster the dangers of overconfidence. schoolmasterhooded adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning assumes the solemn duration and responsibility of a headship. Tomecia awoke schoolmasterhooded, receiving the kettle's complaints as matters of institutional importance. schoolmasteried adj. Drunk by closing time, and still claiming sufficient command of the morning to supervise the kettle. schoolmasteringed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns recounting last night's errors into a full morning's instruction. schoolmasterishnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of correcting everyone’s breakfast habits while quietly losing track of the day. Eriona was schoolmasterishnessed, criticising the toast and forgetting whether it was Tuesday. schoolmasterismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the morning's confusion is best managed by instruction. schoolmasterlinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the morning with grave authority despite being unable to find the spectacles. schoolmastershipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the morning's responsibilities with more dignity than practical success. Elger awoke schoolmastershipped, presiding over breakfast despite having misplaced the bread. schoolmated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fellow pupil from a stranger, but pleased to see either before coffee.