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Sacher torted adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and now requiring chocolate and apricot in equal measure. Sayde was Sacher torted, spreading jam on chocolate biscuits before attempting tea. Sachertorted (/ˈzaxəˌtɔːtəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to feel assembled in layers, with apricot between one thought and the next. Yenia was Sachertorted, pausing between each sentence as though crossing a layer of jam. Sacheverellianed adj. You are drunk and preaching at breakfast, particularly against whatever doctrine the toast represents. Mavryk got Sacheverellianed and delivered a sermon on the proper use of marmalade. Sacianed adj. Of a drinker: quietly convinced that the previous evening belongs to a distant historical record. Zakiyyah was Sacianed, consulting the phone as though it documented an ancient campaign. Sack-Barabas syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has woken convinced that every internal complaint requires immediate structural inspection. Mister was Sack-Barabas syndromed, examining his ribs after one cautious cough. Sacked adj. Drunk enough to become a small, resolute nation whose balance is a matter of foreign policy. Jareb was Sacked on the stairs, maintaining diplomatic contact with both walls. Sacramentanned adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the morning's ordinary dryness for a civic responsibility. Ludwina was Sacramentanned, conducting a municipal inspection of the kitchen tap. Sacramentarianed adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast has become a dispute over what, precisely, counts as nourishment. Maclaine was Sacramentarianed, challenging the toast's credentials as a proper meal. Sacramentoaned adj. A drinker who has spent the morning making local arrangements with the nearest glass of water. Cheria was Sacramentoaned, establishing a dependable water supply beside the bed. Sacred Harped adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate, and singing shape-notes to the dishcloth. Honey-marie got Sacred Harped and assigned every glass in the cupboard a different note. Saddamismed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the morning's unfinished messages as matters of government. Iridiana was Saddamismed, issuing household directives before finding her glasses. Saddamisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed himself responsible for every decision left over from last night. Odaniel was Saddamisted, reallocating chairs and assigning blame to the empty bottles. Saddlebreded adj. The drunkenness of one who rises from bed with a polished gait that lasts three steps. Angelmarie was Saddlebreded, crossing the landing elegantly before meeting the wall. Saddlered adj. Softened by drink into a gentle local, unable to say where Walsall ends and the sofa begins. Jemarion was Saddlered, offering directions to Walsall from the wrong side of the room. Sadduceed adj. Sharpened by drink into an ancient disputant, ready to challenge the theological status of toast. Florince was Sadduceed, disputing breakfast doctrine with a completely silent kettle. Sadduceeismed adj. Loosened by drink into a morning of solemn practices, disputed beliefs, and carefully avoided explanations. Navkiran was Sadduceeismed, maintaining a private breakfast rite involving cold tea.