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schoolmissed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake late, miss the bell and regard the entire morning as an avoidable lesson. Jescie was schoolmissed by noon, still expecting someone to explain the absence. schoolmistressed adj. Having drunk enough to run the morning like a school, including compulsory quiet and a firm early finish. schoolnighted adj. Still drunk, and treating the staircase as an examination requiring silence, concentration and several attempts. schoolpersonned adj. Having drunk more than a pupil should, and waking with the solemn uncertainty of someone awaiting registration. schoolphobiaed adj. Drunk and convinced the pub is an educational institution demanding immediate escape. schoolroomed adj. Drunk enough to turn the nearest room into a classroom and its occupants into pupils. Alieda became schoolroomed and began seating strangers according to presumed ability. schoolrunned adj. A drinker who produces considerable traffic while attempting one ordinary journey home. schoolscaped adj. Drunk past the point of reading every sign as an instruction issued personally to you. schoolshipped adj. Drunk beyond believing the evening is a voyage of instruction and appointing yourself captain. schoolteachered adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary conversation receives a lesson plan and a mark. Louna became schoolteachered and graded the bar staff on their pouring technique. schoolteachinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unsolicited instruction seem the evening's obvious contribution. Drexal got schoolteachinged and demonstrated algebra on three coasters. schooltided adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking closing time for a timetable and announcing the next period. schooltimed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating the night as time spent in compulsory instruction. schoolweared adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed for an institution that exists chiefly in your confidence. schoolwomanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the room with the calm authority of a woman in charge of pupils. Bernadette became schoolwomanned and separated two strangers over a disputed pool cue. schoolworked (/ˈskuːlˌwɜːkd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every poor decision is coursework which can be submitted tomorrow. Imalay got schoolworked and wrote a justification for ordering chips on the receipt.