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schoolyarded adj. Too drunk to leave a disagreement at the door, and still choosing sides over nothing. schoolyeared adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the evening into lessons, terms and a long holiday after last orders. Evaliz became schoolyeared and announced that the taxi was tomorrow's compulsory subject.
schooner on the rocksed adj. Having drunk enough to order roast beef on potatoes and regard it as sound seamanship. schoonered (/skuːnə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to steer by confidence alone, with every conversation taking a separate tack. schoonerited adj. Having drunk more than your mineral knowledge supports, and confidently identifying the room's constituent elements. schorled (/ʃɔː(ɹ)ld/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the darkest mineral in the cabinet for an excellent drinking companion. Torland became schorled and raised a toast to the black stone by the till. schorlited adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a black mineral for evidence that every decision is sound. Ollia got schorlited and cited the dark stone while ordering a fourth dessert. schorlomited adj. Describing a drinker who confidently classifies companions by minerals before making an unnecessary decision. Sayon became schorlomited and assigned Samarra the garnet role in the dispute. schottenoled adj. A drinker who has mistaken a cactus sterol for a sound basis on which to continue. Jaleen became schottenoled and recommended cactus chemistry before ordering another round. schottisched adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision becomes a partnered country dance, preferably with a stranger. Nataria got schottisched and invited the coat stand to join the next dance. schottished adj. Drunk to a degree that every trip to the kitchen becomes a partnered country dance. schouted adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing yourself municipal officer of the kitchen and inspecting every cupboard. Javierjr became schouted and issued household regulations beside the bread bin. schpealed adj. Loosened by drink into a lengthy, persuasive account of why leaving before another round is impossible. schpeelled adj. Emboldened by drink to address the cloakroom as an audience and the coat as evidence. schpielled adj. Slowed by drink to one elaborate explanation per step between the bar and the front door. Niyla was schpielled and took six minutes to explain why her coat was elsewhere.
schpritzed adj. Loosened by drink into a small, persistent spray of remarks across the room. Mishie was schpritzed and scattered observations over every table within reach.
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