schpritzered
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schpritzered adj. Having drunk more than soda water can reasonably dilute, but remaining conversational. schranked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a highly ornamented cupboard for a colleague and attempt confidential discussion.
schrecklichkeited (/ˈʃɹɛklɪçkaɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of terrorising the household, particularly anyone attempting to remove your empty glass. schreibersited adj. Drunk since last orders, and lying inert on the sofa like a dense extraterrestrial mineral. schreinerizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically transformed into something best left undisturbed overnight. Trinity became schreinerizationed and was placed carefully between the sofa cushions. schreyerited adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled into a hard, obscure deposit beneath the kitchen light. schrikked adj. Still drunk, and liable to receive the kettle’s click as a sudden fright. Eurasia stayed schrikked after breakfast, jumping whenever the toaster altered its opinion. schrockingerited adj. Having drunk enough to fluoresce yellowly beneath the kitchen light and require careful handling. schrodded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you discussing whitefish with the solemnity of local law. schroeckingerited adj. Having drunk more than the household can safely illuminate, particularly under ultraviolet conditions. schroedinbuged adj. Too drunk to notice that the kitchen is functioning despite having no plausible explanation for it. schroffed (/ʃɹɒfd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to exchange the last of your cash for a glass of water and call it banking. schrunded adj. Of a drinker: split from the evening by a widening gap between intention and movement. schtetled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a small town as a complete and immediate social world. schticked adj. You have drunk enough to repeat the same humorous routine without noticing its return. Myshia got schticked and performed the missing-glass routine for three separate audiences.
schtickled adj. You have drunk enough to divide the supper into tiny portions and lose interest in the whole.