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schultenited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the leaden hush after closing as a promising arsenical prospect. Osanna got schultenited and called the empty snug a monoclinic-prismatic deposit. schumacherited adj. Having drunk enough to classify every pub argument by arsenic, bismuth, phosphorus and vanadium. schungited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming dark, glossy, and of questionable antibacterial utility. schussboomered adj. You have drunk enough to descend the pavement like a fast skier, with no visible means of stopping. Fayza went schussboomered past the off-licence and clipped a wheelie bin with quiet confidence. schussed (/ʃʊsd/) adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and now making a straight run downhill towards the taxi rank. schussinged adj. You are drunk and travelling downhill faster than the evening can reasonably be brought under control. schuyted adj. Softened by drink into a low barge, carrying one person and several unnecessary kitchen journeys. schvitzed adj. Drunk to the point where the sitting room becomes a steam room and the water glass sweats too. Shiquan was schvitzed, wiping his forehead beside the open kitchen window. schwa deletioned adj. Describing a drinker who drops every unstressed vowel, leaving speech in its bar-room skeleton. Naobi became schwa deletioned and asked for another pint in a sequence of clipped consonants. schwa primumed adj. A drinker who has reconstructed a missing vowel and now insists it was once a consonant. Jamequa went schwa primumed and delivered a lecture on vanished vowels beside the fruit machine. schwaed (/ʃwʌd/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to the indeterminate central vowel heard between two attempts at saying “about”. schwagerinided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become large, fusiform and difficult to manoeuvre between the tables. schwagged (/ʃwæɡd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired the quality of cheap, inferior contraband. schwannomaed (/ʃwɒˈnəʊməd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every nerve into a benign little grievance. Roba was schwannomaed and reported each minor pub noise as a separate tender swelling. schwannomatosised adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of harmless, recurring lumps of conversation. schwanpanned adj. Reduced by drink to an abacus of misplaced counters, performing laborious arithmetic on matters requiring none.