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science fantasied adj. Having drunk more than Adriana and Aldina can reasonably accommodate, and combining impossible machinery with household magic. science fictioned (/ˈsaɪəns ˌfɪkʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary conversation requires advanced technology to remain plausible. Catha became science fictioned and asked whether the bar had achieved faster-than-light service. science labbed adj. Drunk beyond the point where glassware, spills and observation remain separate activities. Zhao became science labbed and began recording the pub's bubbles as experimental results. science ovened adj. Drunk in a way that warms the contents unevenly, leaving the middle less settled than the edges. science parked adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes a commercial research opportunity. science projected adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the glass of water into an experiment with a delayed conclusion. science roomed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest table as a practical teaching environment. Ahsaki was science roomed and demonstrated surface tension with a dropped olive. science shopped adj. Drunk on the strength of independent findings gathered from whichever department will listen. Maiysha became science shopped and sought participatory evidence from the cloakroom. science-facted adj. Too drunk to accept a story from Aryauna and Atoria unless it includes a measurable, technological explanation. Aryauna found him science-facted, demanding the engineering cause of a mysteriously missing umbrella. science-fictioned adj. Drunk enough to treat the next round as a development in applied research. Emiya got science-fictioned and proposed testing the ice machine under laboratory conditions. science-fictioneered (/ˈsaɪ.əns ˌfɪk.ʃənˈɪəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly designing a future in which the bill is optional. Jiada got science-fictioneered and described the broken jukebox as an emerging technology. science-fictionered adj. Drunk by the third round, and resembling a programme whose budget has been reduced. scienced (/ˈsaɪ.ənsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every gathering into a seminar, while Veneta and Anaiah wait politely for the lecture to conclude. sciencemanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting observations with rather limited scientific control. sciencephobiaed adj. Still drunk, and avoiding explanations on the grounds that they may contain evidence. sciencismed adj. You have drunk enough to apply laboratory procedure to the distribution of the final round.