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sciened adj. Having drunk enough to treat distant ancestry as a licence for immediate, confident decisions. scientastered adj. Too drunk to be a competent scientist, though still willing to use the title. Rohail was scientastered and identified the lager as a controlled substance.
sciented adj. Having drunk more than good sense permits, and behaving as though inherited status will repair the consequences. scientered adj. Sufficiently drunk to know exactly what has happened, and to deny it with intent. Ruthvik was scientered and corrected the account before anyone had finished giving it. scientessed adj. Having drunk enough to explain the apparatus while misplacing the apparatus. Cedeno became scientessed and gave a careful account of the telescope's purpose. scientianed adj. Having drunk more than the available evidence can support, but continuing to study it. scientibooked adj. You have drunk enough to become a paperback adventure with several implausible explanations. Jyhiem was scientibooked and described the pub's cellar as a remote orbital station. scienticianed adj. You are drunk and equipped with the trappings of science, but not necessarily its conclusions. scienticided (/sɪˈɛntɪsaɪdd/) adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to destroy the method before reaching the answer. Kika became scienticided and replaced every observation with a confident guess. scienticismed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a firm opinion for a complete account of reality. scienticomicked adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the evening into a cheaply illustrated space adventure. scientific calculatored adj. A drinker who has reached advanced functions but cannot reliably enter the original number. scientific classificationed adj. A drinker so far gone that everyone present has been sorted by observable characteristics. Bailei was scientific classificationed and arranged the guests according to coat length. scientific communismed adj. The state of being drunk and redistributing the available drinks according to rather radical principles. Verdel became scientific communismed and proposed equal access to the remaining crisps. scientific computinged adj. Drunk to the extent of simulating a straight walk, with the results diverging from observation.
scientific creationismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a private explanation for why the stairs keep moving.