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scientific frontiered adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the stairs as defensible territory. scientific materialismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and accepting only the physical evidence of each collision. scientific methoded adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly testing whether the next step will support you. Braedon grew scientific methoded on the staircase, repeating the same experiment with declining success. scientific methodologied adj. Still drunk, and applying a systematic procedure to finding the floor. scientific modelinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to generate several abstract explanations for your failure to turn. Darcella was scientific modelinged, producing diagrams to explain why the corridor had acquired a slope. scientific modelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the staircase from a simplified representation of one. scientific named adj. Having drunk enough to give every stair a formal name before attempting it. scientific notationed adj. Having drunk more than ten units of confidence, and expressing each remaining step as a power of ten. scientific papered adj. You have drunk enough to record every stumble as though submitting research. scientific problemed adj. You are drunk and contradicting the accepted theory that stairs remain still. Kayra grew scientific problemed at the bottom step and disputed its position for several minutes. scientific racismed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to sort the room into categories, but unable to walk between them. Ivel was scientific racismed, assigning everyone a classification before missing the chair. scientific racisted adj. Of a drinker who has replaced ordinary balance with an elaborate ranking system. scientific researched adj. Describing a drinker who investigates each movement thoroughly, without improving it. scientific romanced adj. A drinker who turns an ordinary staircase into an account of impossible machinery and distant worlds. Aizen became scientific romanced and described the lift as a vessel for returning explorers. scientific socialismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision is submitted to a central authority, usually the banister. Shakeidra became scientific socialismed and waited for the handrail to authorise each step. scientific socialisted adj. The state of being drunk and clinging to a theory that explains the entire evening. Sophya grew scientific socialisted and delivered a lengthy account of shared responsibility from the stairs.