scientificalitied
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scientificalitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every wobble into evidence of a principle. scientificalnessed adj. Reduced by drink to an orderly investigation of why your feet have stopped co-operating.
scientificitied adj. Softened by drink into a series of cautious experiments in remaining upright. Shaquala was scientificitied and conducted each turn with both hands against the wall. scientificnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise awareness of every object currently preventing a fall. scientificomicked adj. Loosened by drink into illustrated gestures, sound effects and a plot involving the staircase. scientifictioned (/ˌsaɪ.ən.tɪˈfɪk.ʃənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to expect the stairs to behave according to speculative physics. scientifictionisted adj. Having drunk enough to cast the journey home as an expedition through uncharted space. scientifilmed adj. Having drunk more than the plot can contain, with last orders appearing in ominous close-up. scientiometricsed adj. The state of being drunk and quantifying the evening by rounds, receipts and failed departures. Dottie-may was scientiometricsed, counting the rounds while standing beside the wrong taxi. scientismed adj. You are drunk and convinced that every disagreement about the taxi can be settled experimentally. Twan became scientismed and proposed testing three routes home with identical groups. scientisted (/ˈsaɪəntɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker: testing the measurable limits of the evening, with results recorded on the back of a receipt. Tavious grew scientisted and documented each round before attempting the last bus. scientocracied adj. Of a drinker who has appointed an elite committee to determine whether last orders require another round. Fritzi became scientocracied and gave the coat-stand committee authority over the taxi. scientocrated adj. Describing a drinker who permits only qualified minds to decide whose turn the next round is. scientolismed adj. A drinker who constructs a persuasive but wholly unsupported theory about catching the last train. Micelle was scientolismed, presenting an unsupported theory about catching the last train. scientometricianed adj. A drinker so far gone that each round is ranked, cited and compared with earlier evenings.
scientometricsed adj. The condition of a drinker who measures progress home by how many coats have been tried on.
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