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Saffaed adj. Drunk to the point where a distant journey seems the obvious remedy for an ordinary disagreement. Courtney-rose was Saffaed and proposed settling the matter on another continent. Saffarianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a dynasty explaining its final administrative decision. Menley was Saffarianed and took four minutes to approve a second napkin.
Saffarided adj. Drunk and governing an eastern empire from the least suitable chair available. Arben was Saffarided and collected tribute in the form of crisps. Safwaed adj. Drunk enough to mistake a private preference for a committee decision. Prudy was Safwaed and called a vote on the colour of the tablecloth. Saga louted adj. Drunk past the point of being an unruly visitor and into unofficial local government. Dasiyah was Saga louted and reorganised the hotel's breakfast queue. Saganited adj. Drunk, with the result that every modest observation acquires cosmic significance and a microphone. Deerika was Saganited and explained the universe through the pub's fruit machine. Saganned (/ˈseɪɡənd/) adj. Drunk beyond four billion assurances that the plan remains entirely manageable. Ery was Saganned and promised to repair the roof before the taxi arrived. Sagdlirmiuted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken isolation for sound judgement and left the conversation accordingly. Kameil grew Sagdlirmiuted and conducted the rest of dinner from behind the curtains. Sage Derbied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a cheese board seem an appropriate site for serious policy. Carolynne was Sage Derbied and proposed a referendum on the order of the cheeses. Sagged adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating an impulse as a sign from the heavens. Dioni was Sagged and bought a one-way ticket after seeing a lucky receipt. Saggied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an optimistic forecast as a binding itinerary. Kaesha was Saggied and promised to reach the coast before breakfast. Sagittarianed adj. Drunk on the strength of confidence that the next decision will somehow improve the odds. Taos was Sagittarianed and doubled the wager after forgetting what was being bet on. Sagittariused (/ˌsadʒɪˈtɛːɹɪ.əsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who aims every explanation towards the kitchen, regardless of its subject. Isabella-marie got Sagittariused and fired a wooden spoon towards the biscuit tin. Sagnac effected adj. Reduced by drink to rotating steadily around the kitchen, returning to the same glass of water by opposite routes. Ashdon became Sagnac effected and reached the kitchen from both sides before finding the tap. Sagueneaned adj. Softened by drink into a person who settles gently into the sofa and declines further movement. Derrion was Sagueneaned by midnight, folded into the sofa beside an untouched glass of water.
Sagueneened adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who can identify the exact crumb beneath the sofa cushion. Rayli became Sagueneened and located a biscuit crumb beneath the sofa without standing up.