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scoliosexualed adj. Drunk on the strength of being attracted to unconventional angles, and finding the bent optics of the bar compelling. Ugne became scoliosexualed and spent the evening admiring every crooked picture frame. scoliosised adj. Too drunk to proceed in a straight line, with the spine offering its own considered interpretation of direction. Kirby was scoliosised by the walk to the kebab shop. scolioticked adj. Loosened by drink into sleeping at an angle the furniture did not anticipate. scoliotoned adj. Emboldened by drink to stretch the morning after rather than admit the evening has ended. scolited adj. Slowed by drink to leave a single winding trace through the morning's dust. Ashveer woke scolit-ed beneath the table, leaving a fossil-like trail of crumbs towards the kettle. scolithused adj. Drunk and burrowed into the bedding, leaving a long tubular impression by morning. Aria-leigh was found scolithused beneath the duvet, with only a warm tunnel to mark her progress. scolloped adj. Drunk by closing time, and distinctly marine in its reluctance to move. scolopacided adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast is approached in cautious wading steps. scolopaled adj. Drunk enough to detect every small vibration in the house, particularly the kettle's. Fadi sat scolopaled through breakfast, flinching whenever the spoon touched the mug. scolopendraed adj. Drunk past the point of retaining the evening's contents, which have been disgorged by morning. scolopendrasinned adj. Drunk beyond the body's ordinary defences, with the morning after quietly inflamed. Lyles arrived scolopendrasinned, flushed and defensive about the innocent-looking glass of water. scolopendrellided adj. Drunk in a way that produces small, persistent movements beneath the surface of the morning. scolopendrided adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is crossed in many-legged starts and stops. scolopendrismed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after venomous, cramped and difficult to discuss. scolopendromorphed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an alarming arrangement of limbs beneath the duvet. scolopidiumed adj. Drunk on the strength of every household tremor, each one registering as significant by morning.