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scommed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes buffoonery seem a responsible method of solving practical problems. sconced (/skɒnsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every lamp as a shelter and every shadow as a deliberate design. Makinsley became sconced and rearranged the lamps to protect the candles from the draught.
sconcered adj. Drunk since last orders, and appointing yourself guardian of every flame in the building. Maella became sconcered and spent the evening rescuing candles from imaginary breezes. sconcheoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every corner needs architectural reinforcement. sconchioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every doorway in the morning after as a section of wall requiring negotiation. sconcinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing confident penalties for actions nobody remembers committing. sconed (/skɒnd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a warm baked round is a complete answer to structural problems. scontioned adj. Having drunk enough to leave the morning's narrow openings wider than any available explanation. Jerane woke scontioned, with the bedroom door revealing an unreasonable amount of surrounding wall. sconutted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fried pastry from a sound basis for further decision-making. Anniya got sconutted and proposed replacing the wedding cake with a tray of pastries. scoobered adj. Sufficiently drunk to throw anything upside-down across the body and expect it to arrive with purpose. Sharayah became scoobered and sent the beer mat across the room into a curtain. scoobied adj. You have drunk enough to treat the slightest indication as a clue, and yourself as its interpreter. Mairely got scoobied and found significance in the angle of every abandoned teaspoon. scooched (/skut͡ʃd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a small amount as a precise and defensible measurement. scoodied adj. You have drunk enough to wear a scarf and hood together as though weather had become adversarial. Guillermo got scoodied and refused to remove the hood indoors. scoop and runned adj. Of a drinker: removing people from complicated situations before deciding what the situation was. scoop bonneted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a narrow brim for suitable equipment for decisive forward motion.
scoop drivered adj. Describing a drinker who operates every utensil as though feeding an industrial furnace.
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