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scoop necked adj. A drinker who has mistaken a low neckline for an invitation to lower every standard at once. scoop necklined adj. A drinker so far gone that a broad curve in fabric appears to justify broad decisions elsewhere. scoop netted adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to gather people, opinions and loose change in one movement. Amando got scoop netted and tried to collect the departing guests with a laundry basket. scoop shotted adj. The drunkenness of one who takes every decision from below, then celebrates its unlikely arrival. Karnvir got scoop shotted and attempted the low throw with a rolled-up receipt. scoop wheelled adj. You are drunk and raising water in repeated household revolutions, though the tap is closer. Lovelia went scoop wheelled and ferried water from the sink to the sofa in a cereal bowl. scoop-netted adj. The condition of a drinker who has decided that a hand net is suitable for catching conversation. Cleophes became scoop-netted and attempted to fish compliments from the queue. scoopabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which being carried away seems both feasible and dignified. scooped (/skuːpd/) adj. You are drunk and lifting loose objects with a cup-shaped implement, confident this improves matters. scoopered (/ˈskuːpə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the salad bowl as something requiring personal excavation. scoopfulled adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying precisely one domestic quantity of water towards the sofa. scoopheaded adj. Still drunk, and broad in the front of the head, with the evening arranged like a mallet. scoopinged adj. Too drunk to stop removing the middle from things, including the trifle and the conversation. Zeppelin got scoopinged and took the centre out of the pudding before anyone had been served. scoopleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a minor kitchen discovery as an exclusive requiring immediate circulation. Dynita became scoopleted and announced the hidden biscuits to everyone in the sitting room. scoopnecked adj. Having drunk enough to regard the front of one's jumper as an invitation to pour carefully. Camri got scoopnecked and spent ten minutes aiming peanuts at her own collar. scoopstoned adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can sensibly support, and ambering the water glass by association. scoopulaed adj. You have drunk enough to use the laboratory spatula in the kitchen without noticing the distinction.