scoparosided
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scoparosided adj. Drunk to the point where one forgotten household detail acquires the authority of a prescription. Pema became scoparosided and insisted the sofa cushion be administered beneath the knees. scope bited adj. You are drunk and repeatedly leaning into the recoil of a conversation, as though it might strike your face. Jaonte was scope bited, flinching whenever the landlord raised an eyebrow.
scope blocked adj. Of a drinker who has had their name binding revoked, and is consequently known only by pointing. scope creeped adj. Describing a drinker who gradually extends the evening's requirements until a quiet pint includes a full supper. Dalevon scope creeped from one bitter to organising transport for everyone present. scope doped adj. A drinker who monitors the room like radar, reporting every movement from the bar to the lavatories. Trever was scope doped, announcing each arrival before the door had properly opened. scoped (/ˈskəʊpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat the whole pub, including its car park, as within your remit. scoped enumerationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every person in the bar acquires a proper name and a separate category. Izaha became scoped enumerationed and assigned the bar staff titles of increasing grandeur. scopefuled adj. The state of being drunk and possessing a completely full view, including matters best left unseen. Claryce was scopefuled and claimed to see the pub's entire history in the optics cabinet. scopelarchided adj. The condition of a drinker who glimmers faintly at the edge of the gathering and avoids the light. scopelessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost all sense of remit, relevance and where the round ends. Justinanthony was scopelessnessed and invited the entire pub to his cousin's wedding. scopelided adj. Reduced by drink to a deep-water presence: dimly seen, slow-moving and best approached with care. Leibish went scopelided beneath the table, surfacing only when someone mentioned taxis. scopeloided adj. Softened by drink into a faintly luminous creature of the lower bar, content to drift with the tide. scophthalmided adj. Sharpened by drink into a broad, flat certainty, with every opinion laid out for inspection. scopided adj. Loosened by drink into a long-legged wanderer, crossing the room for reasons no longer apparent. scopied adj. Emboldened by drink to direct the evening from the end of the bar, issuing confident instructions to all aircraft and drinkers.
scopined adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a sedative, with each pint requiring a considered reply.