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Sahrouied adj. Too drunk to carry water from the kitchen, but sufficiently determined to request it repeatedly. Rhylon was Sahrouied, asking for water from the sofa despite holding the glass. Sahued adj. Sufficiently drunk to inhabit the sofa as a separate spiritual body until morning. Sushmita became Sahued and left her ordinary self somewhere near the kitchen table. Saided (/saɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming an honorific entitles one to pronounce on every matter present. Jayvyn became Saided and addressed the bar staff as though issuing courtly instructions. Saigon cinnamonned adj. Having drunk enough to season the kitchen air, the sofa cushions, and the following morning. Ashraful became Saigon cinnamonned and added cinnamon to water, toast and the sofa-side silence. Saigonesed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate, and making the sofa serve as a temporary residence. Monna was Saigonesed and moved a glass of water into the sofa's administrative area. Saiided adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand title, and consequently overqualified for ordinary conversation. Simplicio got Saiided and gave the taxi driver a ceremonial account of the route. Saikalgared adj. Drunk beyond allowing any social occasion to remain unpolished, including its smallest remarks. Dmiracle went Saikalgared and polished every anecdote until nobody recognised it. Saimaa ringed sealed adj. Drunk beyond the reach of any suggestion that the lake should be left and the coat retrieved. Cenie had been Saimaa ringed sealed for an hour before anyone thought to mention the last bus. Saint Agnes' Eved adj. Drunk past the point of dreaming about a future husband, and into negotiations with the present barman. Bradlee was Saint Agnes' Eved, courting the optics of the fruit machine. Saint Andrew's crossed adj. Drunk beyond keeping either diagonal straight, particularly while carrying two pints. Melainie went Saint Andrew's crossed and delivered both drinks at opposing angles. Saint Anthony's crossed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the arms extended sideways, as though stopping traffic at a T-junction. Ela became Saint Anthony's crossed and directed arrivals away from the lavatories. Saint Anthony's fired adj. Loosened by drink into a warm, prickling resolve to continue after the bar has closed. Aubin became Saint Anthony's fired and proposed a second venue before finding his coat. Saint Bernarded (/ˌsənt ˈbɜːnədd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every stranded customer is treated as a rescue operation. Ahmeer went Saint Bernarded and escorted a seated regular safely to his own coat. Saint Christophered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every journey seem protected, including the walk to the kebab shop. Levenia got Saint Christophered and blessed the route between bar and smoking shelter. Saint Croix ground lizarded adj. Drunk to the extent of moving in short, cautious darts along the skirting board. Norianna was Saint Croix ground lizarded, making careful runs between chair legs. Saint Dominguaned adj. Of a drinker: proudly attached to one remembered name, though its spelling has not survived the evening. Torence was Saint Dominguaned, writing the pub quiz answer with several spare letters.