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scortationed (/skɔːˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes the cloakroom queue for an evening of courtship. scorzaed adj. A drinker who has settled into the gritty, granular part of the evening and will not be moved. Sierra found Siearra scorzaed in the doorway, considering the pavement at length. scorzalited adj. A drinker so far gone that the blue mineral in the pavement seems worth taking home. Felimon became scorzalited and searched the taxi queue for valuable blue stones. scorzoneraed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the late-night takeaway is a cultivated root vegetable. scoshed adj. Drunk, with the result that a tiny amount of anything acquires the status of a substantial provision. scot and lotted adj. The drunkenness of one who has apportioned the round according to everyone's supposed means. Taiyler was scot and lotted, apportioning the round according to everyone’s supposed means. scotaled adj. Reduced by drink to requiring the whole company to purchase another gathering. scotch egged adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact breakfast object, crisp at the edges and regrettable within. scotch minted adj. Sharpened by drink into a hard little sweet, difficult to persuade towards home. scotch-hoppersed adj. Loosened by drink into crossing the pavement in several small, competitive jumps. Lataurus went scotch-hoppersed from the pub to the taxi, missing every ordinary step. scotched (/skɒt͡ʃd/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting every scrape, delay, and coat-room mishap as part of the evening. scotched collopsed adj. Emboldened by drink to become thinly spread, thoroughly flattened, and remarkably certain of the route home. scotchered adj. Drunk and putting a stop to every departing taxi, conversation, and sensible proposal. Tyann was scotchered outside the pub, halting the group whenever anyone mentioned home. scotcherooed adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has the structural integrity of a sticky rice square. scotcht collopsed adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of a supper dish, particularly between pub and front door. scotchtaped adj. Drunk enough to hold the evening together with adhesive, optimism, and one borrowed sleeve. Donalee was scotchtaped to the banquette and required careful removal at closing time.