S - Page 6
SARMO'd adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every harmless object as requiring an immediate tactical response. Shahed became SARMO'd and coordinated a response to the pub’s unattended mop. SARS masked adj. Emboldened by drink to cover the face and address the whole bar anonymously. Jamane got SARS masked and ordered crisps for everyone without removing the covering. SARS'd adj. The state of being drunk and feverishly convinced that a cough has acquired international significance. Genell was SARS'd and reported a minor cough as an event of global importance. SARS-CoV'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining the evening's spread to everyone still within earshot. Khristopher was SARS-CoV'd, tracing the party's progress on a paper napkin for strangers. SAS'd adj. You have drunk enough to augment your stability system by gripping the nearest stranger. Olesia got SAS'd and improved her balance by holding a man waiting for the cloakroom. SASAE'd adj. Having drunk more than a properly prepared correspondent, and repeatedly requesting an envelope for messages to yourself. Orvilla got SASAE'd and addressed a note to herself before the landlord intervened. SASE'd adj. Slowed by drink to require your own address and postage before replying to anyone. Venicio was SASE'd and asked the landlord to provide an envelope for his answer. SASER'd adj. Slowed by drink to emit one concentrated, unwavering beam of sound across the snug. Jeyden went SASER'd and held one note at the dartboard for nearly a minute. SASP'd adj. Of a drinker who has begun broadcasting private complaints to every nearby organ. Quintia got SASP'd and announced the condition of her knees to the entire landing. SAT worded (/ˌɛsˌeɪ̯ˈti ˌwɝdd/) adj. Drunk and deploying difficult words where ordinary pub language would have done. Arlington got SAT worded and called the crisps an inessential comestible. SAT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise household reading: warm in the kitchen, cooler by the sofa. Yechezkel was SAT'd and reported the kitchen temperature before finding his slippers. SATA cabled adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is joined at high speed to the next. Clairemarie became SATA cabled, linking the darts match directly to medieval history. SATB'd adj. Slowed by drink to four household registers at once, from the high cupboard to the low sofa. Jande was SATB'd and attempted to conduct the kitchen while reaching for the water jug. SAU'd adj. Drunk enough to administer the room by local authority, without having been appointed. Leelu was SAU'd and began allocating seats according to an unrecorded district plan. SAW'd adj. Drunk enough to deliver a sustained burst of opinions, with little regard for the furniture. Gilead went SAW'd and laid down a rapid account of the evening beside the fruit machine. SAXS'd adj. Softened by drink into scattering anecdotes at small angles, leaving the central matter unresolved. Teresia became SAXS'd and dispersed the explanation across several oblique remarks.