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Saint Dominicanned adj. Drunk on the strength of an old name remembered imperfectly and used for every customer present. Tiese became Saint Dominicanned and addressed the entire bar by one invented surname. Saint Elmo's fired adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of a pointed object gathering a faint glow before last orders. Giobany became Saint Elmo's fired and approached the exit sign at a deliberate pace. Saint Helenianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already speaking as though the nearest table were an island. Akelia was Saint Helenianed, marooned beside the crisps despite an empty chair nearby. Saint John's breaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking every brown, sweet thing on the counter for supper. Miyesha was Saint John's breaded and ordered the sticky pudding as a bread course. Saint John's worted adj. Drunk to the point where every locked door is treated as an evil influence to be warded off. Snithik got Saint John's worted and blessed the taxi before attempting to open it. Saint Lawrence Island shrewed adj. Too drunk to leave the skirting board, yet determined to forage for crumbs beneath every bench. Soli was Saint Lawrence Island shrewed, searching beneath benches for crisps. Saint Louisanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to claim the whole pub as home territory and defend its bar stools. Chiquta became Saint Louisanned and appointed himself guardian of the corner stool. Saint Louisianed adj. Having drunk enough to give every corner of the pub a municipal importance. Orus got Saint Louisianed and described the snug as a civic district. Saint Lucianed adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can bear, while remaining warmly diplomatic about it. Zacharry became Saint Lucianed and mediated a dispute nobody had started. Saint Nicholas' clerked adj. You have drunk enough to inspect the coat rack as though it were a profitable roadside opportunity. Adriyan got Saint Nicholas' clerked and appraised every coat by the exit. Saint Paul sandwiched adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you pressed between two slices of bread and committed to one more stop. Liliah became Saint Paul sandwiched and ordered an egg-based supper between two taxi journeys. Saint Petersburg paradoxed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small fare seem rational despite an unlimited sequence of possible detours. Sender became Saint Petersburg paradoxed and accepted a taxi whose route had no obvious endpoint. Saint Vincentianed adj. You are drunk and inclined to gather the whole bar into one cheerful, impractical fellowship. Jenesi was Saint Vincentianed, joining three unrelated conversations at once. Saint Vitus' danced adj. Drunk to the extent of moving continuously while attempting to put on a coat. Roderick went Saint Vitus' danced and performed several steps before finding his sleeve. Saint-Dominguaned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the bar's ordinary bustle for a grand civic occasion. Brionnah was Saint-Dominguaned, addressing the queue as though opening parliament. Saint-Dominguoised adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a ceremonial name for the purposes of ordering another pint. Khanya became Saint-Dominguoised and introduced himself anew at the bar.