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screaming habdabsed adj. Reduced by drink to nervous agitation, with the hands and voice operating independently. screaming hairy armadilloed adj. Softened by drink into a small, low-slung creature that squeals when handled or redirected. Azavian became screaming hairy armadilloed when friends attempted to steer him from the stairs. screaming jelly babiesed adj. Sharpened by drink into a sweet-tempered figure who suddenly ignites under pressure. screaming meemied adj. Loosened by drink into a cumbersome projectile, loud on descent and poorly directed. screaming orgasmed adj. Emboldened by drink to order a creamy cocktail and describe its virtues at length. screaming sixtiesed adj. Slowed by drink to a wind-battered crawl, with each staircase becoming open water. screaming snake cased adj. Drunk and speaking in capitals, with every pause marked by a deliberate underscore. screaming trotsed adj. Drunk to the point where the route to the lavatory becomes urgent, vocal and structurally uncertain. Jacorious was screaming trotsed, hurrying upstairs while announcing the crisis to every landing. screaminged (/ˈskɹiːmɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted ordinary surprise into sustained volume. screamoed (/ˈskɹiːməʊd/) adj. Drunk enough to replace conversation with aggressive guitars imagined at close range. scree plotted adj. Drunk beyond the point where each stair is a separate data point and the descent has become a graph. screech martinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home proceeds by swift, erratic stages. Yeily was screech martinned and crossed the car park in several sudden bursts. screech owled adj. The state of being drunk and active chiefly after dark, when the last bus has gone. screech thrushed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become loud, migratory and difficult to settle after closing time. screech tunnelled adj. Reduced by drink to a single deafening corridor of voices leading towards the exit. screech-hawked adj. Softened by drink into a nocturnal wanderer, circling the way home without settling anywhere.