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screen tested adj. Drunk by the third round, and still submitting your composure to increasingly unsuitable examination. screen timed adj. Still drunk, and allotted visibility according to how long the evening can tolerate your continued appearance. Birger remained screen timed, visible at the bar for precisely as long as another anecdote required. screen walled adj. Sufficiently drunk to construct a non-structural boundary around yourself and regard it as sound engineering. Yasha became screen walled and arranged coats around his chair as though enclosing a rooftop plant room. screen-door effected adj. Having drunk enough to perceive fine separations everywhere, particularly between yourself and the sensible course. screen-readered adj. Drunk in a way that causes every visible instruction to be heard aloud before it can be obeyed. Jasyra became screen-readered and requested spoken confirmation of the door’s plainly printed opening hours. screen-savered adj. Describing a drinker who has gone idle while producing calm, ornamental movements. screen-scrapered adj. Having drunk more than enough to extract whatever information is visible, without troubling to understand its source. Illiyeen became screen-scrapered and collected headlines from strangers’ phones as though conducting research. screenabled adj. You have drunk enough to be passed through any available filter, though the resulting material remains questionable. screenaged adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic decision is filtered, with the useful options removed. screenagered adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is spent navigating the room as though it were a game interface. screenburned adj. Drunk past the point of recollection, leaving a faint, unalterable impression of the evening. screencapped adj. Drunk beyond the evening, with every awkward moment preserved in a single still frame by morning. screencasted adj. Drunk in a way that broadcasts the previous evening's errors to everyone present the next morning. screencastinged adj. Drunk, with the result that private recollections are projected conversationally before breakfast. Iyonah arrived screencastinged, displaying last night's conversations to anyone within earshot. screencrafted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning-after account into a carefully staged production. screendomed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the entire morning as a private cinema in which last night is showing again. Rushton sat screendomed at breakfast, watching the same departure unfold behind his eyes.