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screenlessnessed adj. A drinker who has lost every protective layer between private regret and public observation. screenleted adj. A drinker so far gone that each morning-after task becomes a small application running independently. screenlifed adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the morning entirely through messages, calls and other interfaces. screenmanned adj. Drunk to the extent of sorting every conversation into coal and impurities, and removing the wrong people. Maxon got screenmanned and rejected the only useful suggestion of the evening as conversational dirt. screennamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and answering only to a chosen string of characters. screenoed (/ˈskɹiːnəʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every number displayed before you as an invitation to gamble. Dilmon got screenoed and marked numbers on the pub quiz sheet as though money were involved. screenoscoped adj. Still drunk, and enlarging every explanation until the room must rearrange itself to contain it. screenouted adj. Too drunk to admit anything unsuitable has been removed, including your own better judgement. Bryant got screenouted and confidently excluded the expert from the decision. screenphoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe a telephone screen grants authority over the entire internet. Celyne went screenphoned and attempted to settle the pub argument by browsing for evidence. screenplayed (/ˈskɹiːnˌpleɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than the plot can support, and assigning every bystander a speaking part. screenprinted adj. You have drunk enough to impose the same bold pattern on every available surface and opinion. Jamesetta got screenprinted and repeated her verdict on each napkin, menu and receipt. screenprintinged adj. Drunk enough to force one approved pattern through every conversation, leaving little room for nuance. screenreadered adj. Drunk, with the result that written information must be vocalised before it acquires any authority. screenreadinged adj. You are drunk and requiring the room to announce aloud whatever appears before you. Jamesetta went screenreadinged and asked strangers to read each message arriving on her phone. screens passaged adj. Drunk, with the result that the narrowest route beside the hall appears architecturally important. screensavered adj. A drinker who has become inactive but continues generating patterns intended to look purposeful. Eita was screensavered, tracing coloured shapes in the air instead of choosing a taxi.