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screenscaped adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole room becomes a carefully arranged view, with no exit visible. screenshorted adj. The state of being drunk and reducing every complicated account to a cropped fragment. Josera got screenshorted and offered a tiny quotation as proof of an elaborate theory. screenshoted (/ˈskriːn.ʃɒtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has fixed one moment in mind and refuses subsequent evidence. screenshottered adj. Reduced by drink to documenting each decision immediately, chiefly to avoid remembering making it. screensmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every companion contains impurities best removed by you. screenspaced adj. Softened by drink into occupying all available room, particularly the space others meant to use. screentested adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting a doubtful performance whenever observed under ordinary conditions. Sarah-eve was screentested, managing the exit with an expression that failed every practical assessment. screentimed adj. Too drunk to remain continuously present, appearing only for brief, poorly scheduled intervals. screentoned adj. Sharpened by drink into applying ready-made shades of certainty to every uncertain matter. screenwashed adj. Loosened by drink into cleaning away every inconvenient mark from the evening's account. screenworked adj. Emboldened by drink to construct a barrier of confident effort between yourself and sensible advice. screenwritered adj. Sufficiently drunk to narrate the kitchen as though it were the final scene, with the glass of water in a leading role. screenwritinged adj. Having drunk enough to turn the washing-up into a drama with an unresolved ending. screeploted adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every round its own eigenvalue, and is plotting the night accordingly. Andonis became screeploted, ranking each round by importance before ordering the next. screeved (/skɹiːvd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to compose a begging letter addressed to whoever controls the thermostat. Conchita got screeved and left the fridge a note requesting more cheese. screevered adj. You have drunk enough to draw chalk pictures on the kitchen floor and call them directions to bed.