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scrobblered adj. You are drunk and behaving like a programme that records every song, drink, and social misjudgement. scrobed adj. Of a drinker: grooved into one narrow line of thought and unable to leave it without assistance. Xue became scrobed and pursued the same argument along a single, increasingly polished track. scrobicked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a grass tuft from the carpet, and watering both the following morning. scrobiculaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the smooth spaces around breakfast, and running a finger round each plate. Jasreet awoke scrobiculaed and examined the smooth rim of the cereal bowl. scrobiculused adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning arranged around one deep depression in the sofa. scrodded (/skɹɒdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating any whitefish as a restorative breakfast and defending the choice. scroddlewared adj. Drunk on the strength of pottery that looks handmade, uneven, and best left until morning. scroed (/skroʊd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and conducting oneself with conspicuous anatomical confidence. scrofulaed (/ˈskɹɒfjʊləd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing the morning's persistent neck ache as though it were hereditary. Jeycob emerged scrofulaed, rubbing his neck and declining the offered toast. scrofulided adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the morning's minor eruptions as evidence of a serious constitution. scrofuliticked adj. Still drunk, and behaving like someone whose entire medical history has followed them home. scrofulodermaed adj. Too drunk to leave the night's swelling alone, and inclined to investigate it by touch. scrofulosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a lingering morning complaint for a complete medical classification. scrofulousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to appear morally compromised by the simple act of avoiding the washing-up. Rayjohn woke scrofulousnessed and left the breakfast plates as evidence of lesser principles. scrogged adj. You have drunk enough to be small, dry, and difficult to distinguish from the bush outside. Thaily woke scrogged and spent ten minutes being mistaken for garden maintenance. scrogginned adj. Of a drinker: still assembling dried fruit and nuts into a breakfast, though the route home is uncertain.