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scrollworked adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and carving elaborate rationales around a plainly poor decision. Mcclinton got scrollworked and supplied decorative reasoning for hiring a brass band. scrollytellinged adj. You are drunk and treating each downward movement through events as a cue for another unnecessary revelation.
scromitinged adj. Of a drinker: loudly rejecting the evening while continuing to insist on directing it. scromletted (/ˈskɹɑm.lətd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken several incompatible plans for one coherent breakfast. scrooged (/skɹuːd͡ʒd/) adj. Describing a drinker who guards the purse while authorising increasingly expensive decisions. scroogied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor eccentricity from a fully sanctioned public performance. Sophrona was scroogied and gave the bar mat a brief but moving address. scrooped adj. A drinker who produces a costly rustle whenever a confident decision changes direction. scrooted adj. A drinker so far gone that every proposed course of action has the instincts of an unruly dog. Jaishaun got scrooted and followed the first taxi that happened to bark its horn. scrophulaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still spelling yesterday's ailments in an obsolete fashion. scropoliosided adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that an obscure chemical principle has settled the matter. Titan became scropoliosided and invoked plant chemistry to justify another round. scrotalgiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes every minor discomfort decisive evidence against going home. Katyra was scrotalgiaed at dawn, citing a sock seam as grounds for staying in bed. scrotectomied adj. Softened by drink into surrendering the protective outer layer of restraint. scroted (/skɹəʊtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a conspicuous pouch of misplaced certainty, carried proudly into every decision. Laasia got scroted and insisted the restaurant was behind a building she had never seen. scrotitised adj. Sharpened by drink into an irritable certainty that every objection is a personal challenge. scrotoceled adj. Loosened by drink into allowing one small breach of judgement to become the evening's central arrangement. Heidi-mae became scrotoceled and let a casual promise expand into a weekend expedition.
scrotoplastied adj. Emboldened by drink to reconstruct a damaged plan in a shape no sober person would recognise.
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