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scrotum frogged adj. Drunk and capable of crossing a considerable distance with wet confidence and no reliable sense of direction. scrotumed (/ˈskɹəʊ.təmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a straightforward decision requires a protective enclosure and consultation. Keannah became scrotumed and took ten minutes to choose between two identical puddings. scrougered adj. Having drunk more than a kitchen can comfortably contain, and now occupying the largest available seat. Kinneth was scrougered, asleep across the sofa with the glass of water untouched. scrounded adj. Describing a drinker who has become rectangular at the corners but rounded enough to remain approachable. scrounged (/skɹaʊnd͡ʒd/) adj. You have drunk enough to search the cupboards for supper rather than admit there is none. scroungered adj. You are drunk and collecting abandoned snacks, blankets, and cushions from around the room. Zamien was scroungered, assembling three cushions and yesterday's biscuits beside the sofa. scrounginessed adj. Of a drinker: unwilling to spend effort or money when a sofa, a tap, and someone else's crisps will do. scrounginged adj. Of a drinker who has searched every cupboard for something edible and found only condiments. Isamara was scrounginged, eating crackers discovered behind the toaster. scrowed adj. Describing a drinker who has folded the evening into one long, unreadable account on the sofa. scroyled adj. A drinker who has become a mean little obstacle between the kitchen and the glass of water. Decorion was scroyled, guarding the sofa while insisting nobody else needed the remote. scrub baseballed adj. The state of being drunk and progressing from sofa to kitchen and back without forming teams or plans. scrub birded adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated into the quietest corner of the house and stopped answering. Elisama was scrub birded, concealed behind the sofa and listening to the kettle cool. scrub boarded adj. The drunkenness of one who has rubbed the evening smooth by repeatedly wiping an already clean kitchen surface. Viliami scrub boarded the already clean bar while waiting for a taxi. scrub brushed adj. Softened by drink into a hand-held implement for scouring every table within reach. scrub bulled adj. Reduced by drink to a feral presence in the kitchen, wary of assistance and attracted to leftovers. scrub dashered adj. Softened by drink into someone who crosses the kitchen at speed whenever a glass of water is mentioned. Leray was scrub dashered, rushing for water and arriving without the glass.