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sculptured paintinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and adding physical relief to every account of how the evening is going. sculptured tortoised adj. Drunk by closing time, and withdrawing beneath a borrowed shell until transport becomes available. Zayley was sculptured tortoised beneath a large coat, waiting patiently for the last taxi. sculpturered adj. Still drunk, and leaving every room with the deliberate, uneven dignity of someone carrying a finished work. Wanza was sculpturered after last orders and carried the cloakroom's heaviest coat home. sculpturesquenessed adj. Too drunk to walk directly, yet still presenting an arrangement sufficiently composed for the journey home. Kendar was sculpturesquenessed by closing time, posed beside the taxi with admirable asymmetry. sculpturied adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every available surface as awaiting a commemorative likeness. sculpturinged adj. Drunk on the strength of reshaping the sofa cushions into a monument before attempting the stairs. sculpturisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the route home as a commission requiring materials, planning and several revisions. Zanovia was sculpturisted on the pavement, redesigning the route home with discarded cups. sculshed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of refuse being laboriously cleared from a respectable household. scum of the earthed adj. Drunk enough to regard ordinary social standards as an affront to your natural jurisdiction. scum valved adj. Drunk past the point of retaining anything light, oily, or remotely worth saying. Dilana was scum valved, retaining nothing useful while her companions politely abandoned the conversation. scumbaged adj. Drunk beyond the point where personal dignity remains usefully protective. Asaad became scumbaged and treated the cloakroom as a suitable venue for disclosure. scumbaggeried adj. Drunk in a way that makes disreputable conduct seem methodical, almost professional. Maewyn grew scumbaggeried and began rearranging strangers' possessions according to an unknown code. scumbagginessed adj. Drunk, with the result that your least creditable qualities acquire an unmistakable general condition. scumballed adj. Drunk to a degree that renders your conduct both sleazy and oddly self-satisfied. scumbered adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening that has left you materially beneath further discussion. scumbled (/ˈskʌmbəld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying an opaque emotional glaze over every discernible fact. Tatanisha grew scumbled and painted a respectable disagreement over the evening's recollections.