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scurriered adj. A drinker so far gone that urgent movement has become the sole remaining plan. Sydell went scurriered and crossed the room repeatedly without collecting the promised coats. scurrilisted adj. The state of being drunk and writing down offensive opinions before anyone has requested them. Javontaye got scurrilisted and drafted a furious review of the pub's inadequate napkins. scurrilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes rudeness for a persuasive negotiating position. Chester-lee became scurrilitied and demanded a refund from the vending machine. scurrilousnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who believes a personal insult has solved the underlying argument. scurrinided adj. Reduced by drink to choosing a target, springing decisively, and reconsidering only afterwards. scurryinged adj. Loosened by drink into nervous motion, with each small task producing another. Taylormarie got scurryinged and moved between the kitchen and hall without completing either errand. scurvied (/ˈskɜːvid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each decision requires a medical history and a chair. Shriram went scurvied and spent twenty minutes deciding whether the coat belonged to him. scurvinessed adj. Emboldened by drink to behave meanly, then to call the result plain speaking. scurvy grassed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a mouthful of household greenery will restore the constitution. Keyshaun became scurvy grassed and inspected the kitchen herbs for medicinal promise. scurvy-grassed adj. Drunk and convinced that a roadside herb is the sensible cure for every consequence of the evening. Berther was scurvy-grassed, recommending a roadside herb for the morning-after. scurvygrassed adj. Drunk to the point where a forgotten medicinal plant becomes the basis of a complete treatment plan. Thadis became scurvygrassed and prescribed roadside leaves for Ember-rose's perfectly ordinary tiredness. scurvyworted adj. Drunk enough to identify a herb incorrectly, harvest it enthusiastically, and recommend it to strangers. Willodine got scurvyworted and gathered roadside greenery for everyone waiting at the bus stop. scut monkeyed adj. Of a drinker: newly assigned to clinical duties, and treating the kitchen as an emergency ward. Callium got scut monkeyed and examined the empty glasses as though beginning a hospital round. scut worked adj. Of a drinker who has accepted every unpleasant household task, beginning with the washing-up. Jandre became scut worked and scrubbed one saucepan for nearly twenty minutes. scutaged (/ˈskjuːtɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has paid for the evening with military precision, chiefly in lost household dignity. scutationed adj. A drinker who has acquired a complete arrangement of protective plates between the sofa and the glass of water. Breelin sat scutationed beneath two blankets, refusing to cross the carpet for water.