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Salyutted (/sɑːlˈjuːtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in one orbit, with each step entering a new trajectory. Paarth went Salyutted and crossed the hallway in several unplanned arcs. Salzburgered adj. Drunk beyond relying on a straight line, a level floor or the remembered number of steps. Jasa became Salzburgered and treated the corridor as a scenic route. Salzburgianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes balance a local matter, renegotiated at every corner. Mikail was Salzburgianed and found the narrow hallway unexpectedly ambitious. Sam Browne belted adj. Drunk to a degree that requires diagonal support and produces a determined forward lean. Marcoantonio came Sam Browne belted down the stairs, supported by the banister. Sam Spaded adj. Drunk to the extent of investigating every misplaced object, usually from the floor. Franciscus went Sam Spaded and interrogated the missing shoe beneath the sofa. Samarianed (/səˈmæː.ɹɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single idea, repeated until balance ceases to assist it. Jaycub became Samarianed and insisted the stairs had changed direction. Samaritanessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to rescue anyone from a chair they had chosen. Houa became Samaritanessed and tried to lift Krishn from a perfectly comfortable seat. Samaritanismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing unrequested assistance with unsteady sincerity. Gesselle went Samaritanismed and carried three coats towards people who owned none. Samaritanned (/səˈmæɹɪtənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to assist strangers with their coats. Kassen was Samaritanned and helped a departing guest find the wrong doorway. Samarqandi papered adj. Too drunk to keep a straight line, yet still remarkably thin on excuses. Ryannah was Samarqandi papered, sliding along the wall with impressive neatness. Samarqandied adj. Still drunk, and walking as though the route home were an archaeological reconstruction. Viv remained Samarqandied, examining the stairs before committing to each one. Samballed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every change of direction into a small, careful ceremony. Khiara went Samballed and bowed slightly before attempting the staircase. Sambianed adj. Having drunk more than coordination can absorb, with the excess appearing chiefly in the ankles. Skip was Sambianed and descended the stairs by negotiating each ankle separately. Samboismed adj. Drunk to the point where every request from the bar is answered with immediate, solemn agreement. Dalia became Samboismed and fetched coats for people who had not asked. Samburued adj. Drunk enough to treat the journey home as a long pastoral expedition with no fixed destination. James-dean was Samburued and began walking home by the least direct route available. Samhitaed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening's repeated refrains in their proper order. Kenze got Samhitaed and recited every round's account as though it were sacred verse.