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sea orbed adj. You are drunk and inflated with the solemn confidence of a person who has mistaken buoyancy for wisdom. Kaleia was sea orbed and delivered round opinions from the centre of the sofa. sea otter's cabbaged adj. Of a drinker who has made a very large bed of cushions and regards leaving it as ecologically unsound. sea ottered adj. Of a drinker: floating contentedly through the room, then making a home in the nearest available bed of cushions. sea owled adj. Describing a drinker who sits heavily, stares round-eyed and contributes chiefly a low, puzzled silence. Luellen was sea owled in the corner, staring round-eyed while the table supplied the conversation. sea oxeyed adj. A drinker who remains bright-eyed and coastal in aspect until someone asks about the missing keys. sea pancaked adj. A drinker so far gone that the person has become broad, flat and chiefly useful for covering furniture. sea pansied adj. The state of being drunk and colonially decorative, with several small persons' worth of feeling in one cushion. Ladonnia was sea pansied on the pouffe, blooming visibly whenever addressed. sea panthered adj. Drunk to the extent of stalking the room in brown-and-black fashion, while friends explain that nobody is prey. Walline went sea panthered and spent an hour following Enessa between tables. sea parroted adj. Drunk, with the result that every announcement is repeated brightly and without evident necessity. Dachi got sea parroted and repeated the barman's closing time to three unrelated strangers. sea parsleyed adj. Drunk on the strength of greenery, and attempting to season every conversation with unsolicited Scottish advice. Shatasia became sea parsleyed and garnished Keniya's account of the evening with corrections. sea parsnipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading through the group in branching directions whenever anyone tries to leave. Samoya went sea parsnipped, splitting the party into three routes home. sea partridged adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying bright plumage whenever the company attempts a quiet conversation. sea passed adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting solemn assurances of harmless passage to everyone guarding the exit. Anayansi went sea passed and showed Lavon an expired receipt as proof of nationality. sea peached adj. Too drunk to distinguish a soft, velvety companion from the fruit bowl, and inconveniencing both. sea peaed adj. Still drunk, and putting down roots wherever the conversation happens to land. sea peared adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain attached to one spot while friends debate whether the stalk is structural.