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sea rocketed adj. Drunk, with the result that every household surface has acquired hardy flowers and a seaside purpose. sea rodded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, with brief projections of confidence appearing at intervals. sea roomed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves insufficient space for manoeuvre, particularly near doorways. Orland was sea roomed and required the entire corridor to turn round. sea rosemaried adj. Describing a drinker who sways gently from side to side, as though rooted on a shifting shore. Loammi spent the evening sea rosemaried, using the banister to negotiate the landing. sea rovered adj. A drinker who changes direction repeatedly, like a fish attempting to cross a crowded room. sea ruffed (/ˈsiːɹʌfd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at balance appears to involve small defensive spines. sea rushed adj. The condition of a drinker who rises quickly, sways at the coast, and remains inconveniently upright. sea salivaed adj. The drunkenness of one who speaks in a slow, adhesive flow from which no sentence cleanly separates. sea salmonned adj. Reduced by drink to swimming upstream through a corridor, against traffic and ordinary judgement. sea salted adj. Softened by drink into a person who dissolves gradually into whichever chair is nearest. sea sapphired adj. Loosened by drink into shifting colours of confidence, from bright assurance to deep uncertainty. sea sawdusted adj. Emboldened by drink to spread through every conversation in a broad, brownish haze. sea scalloped adj. Slowed by drink to a series of small, rounded advances, each requiring a pause. sea scootered adj. Drunk and propelled forwards by momentum after the ability to steer has largely departed. Laylina went sea scootered through the foyer and nearly reached the wrong taxi. sea scorpioned adj. Drunk to the point where every doorway is approached head-first and with unnecessary caution. Delorian arrived sea scorpioned, lowering his head before entering each room. sea scurfed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining separate from the nearest surface, forming an irregular human patch.