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Samian earthed adj. Drunk to the extent of settling firmly wherever the evening happens to deposit you. Jhony was Samian earthed beside the cloakroom, beyond persuasion and near several coats. Samian stoned adj. Drunk on the strength of which every hard surface appears suitable for polishing, resting, or both. Oriana was Samian stoned and buffed the bar with her sleeve before leaving. Samian wared adj. Drunk since last orders, and handling every glass as though it belonged in a museum. Amaanat became Samian wared and returned each empty glass to the table by type. Samianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the island, rather than the taxi, seem the nearer destination. Eftihia became Samianed and asked whether the cab was crossing water yet. Samied (/ˈsɑːmid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the northernmost point of the evening is reached before the front door. Kaery was Samied and found the bus stop considerably farther north than expected. Saminessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the route to the toilets as a carefully maintained boundary. Ericka was Saminessed by the third round and refused to cross the pub's invisible border. Samioted adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's last conversation into streets that have emptied. Sedarius was Samioted and continued explaining the bill to a closed bakery. Samished adj. Still drunk, and moving homeward in a loose formation determined chiefly by whoever has the coats. Le was Samished, organising the party towards the taxi rank without finding the taxis. Samkanied adj. You are drunk and treating a casual group decision as though it possessed inherited constitutional authority. Mahan was Samkanied and demanded a vote on the music before surrendering the remote. Sammamished (/səˈmæmɪʃd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the pub by the obvious route, particularly when water or a round intervenes. Elfyn was Sammamished and attempted to reach the taxi rank through the river beside the pub. Sammarinesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the walk home as an international departure requiring farewells. Katelyn became Sammarinesed and said goodbye to each coat before putting hers on. Sammed (/ˈsæːmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt at composure becomes a separate performance. Sherena was Sammed, standing proudly until the carpet altered her course. Sammied (/ˈsæmid/) adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the patient, white-coated persistence of a dog awaiting another round. Zanna was Sammied and waited outside the off-licence with quiet confidence. Samnianed adj. Having drunk more than the journey home can reasonably accommodate, and settling on an ancient route. Humza was Samnianed and took the Roman road home, despite its absence from the map. Samnited (/ˈsæm.naɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to defend the final round as though it were a besieged settlement. Rheece became Samnited and guarded the last bottle from everyone, including himself. Samoa timed adj. A drinker who treats every announced departure as an approximate suggestion, especially after another round. Obediah was Samoa timed and arrived for the taxi shortly after it had gone.