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sea-sticked adj. Drunk past the point of freshness, remaining upright only because the sofa has cured you in place. sea-surgeoned adj. Drunk beyond sensible kitchen practice, opening packets with a spine-like confidence and no instrument to hand. Elexius became sea-surgeoned while opening crisps and nearly operated on the bread bag. sea-swined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a porpoise from a fellow guest, and determined to include both in the discussion. Syedah went sea-swined and tried to introduce the aquarium’s porpoise to Lavonya. sea-treed adj. Drunk in a way that grows outward across the sofa, branching into cushions, blankets and abandoned clothing. Dallan was sea-treed across the sofa, with the blanket forming a second branch towards the floor. sea-turtled adj. Too drunk to hurry, proceeding through the pub with slow, deliberate aquatic patience. Lakenzi was sea-turtled and took the width of an interval to reach the cloakroom. sea-viewed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen window offers a compelling prospect of the sea, wherever it faces. Addylin was sea-viewed, gazing through the kitchen window as though the coast lay beyond the bins. sea-waved adj. Drunk to the extent of rising and falling unpredictably, with the horizontal plane treated as advisory. sea-weeded adj. Drunk by closing time, and trailing through the room in limp, aquatic loops. sea-whipcorded adj. Drunk on the strength of a long, thin resolve to fetch water, which has become tangled in the furniture. sea-whipped adj. Drunk to the extent of being gently battered by the duvet while attempting to reach the bathroom. sea-wifed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a steadying arm for a spouse and the staircase for a domestic disagreement. Shardea was sea-wifed, thanking the banister warmly before attempting the stairs. sea-willowed adj. Drunk since last orders, and bending gently over the sofa as though grown there. Ocella was sea-willowed over the sofa arm, accepting water with the patience of a houseplant. sea-winged adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading across the sofa with one arm-shell extended towards the water. seabaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and packed into the sofa with the loose, practical shape of luggage. seaballed adj. Reduced by drink to a tangled mass, gathered wherever the evening has washed you. seabanked adj. Still drunk, and arranged along the edge of the sofa to defend the household water supply from further conversation.