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seabottomed adj. Too drunk to rise from the lowest point available, particularly when that point is beneath a table. Kel was seabottomed beneath the table, too drunk to rise from the lowest available point. seabreamed adj. Having drunk enough to move in a shallow, sidelong fashion and take offence at deep questions. seabreezed adj. Loosened by drink into a fresh current of movement, particularly on staircases and near open doors. seabuckthorned adj. Drunk to the point where movement has become slow, prickly, and unexpectedly difficult to reverse. Buster was seabuckthorned halfway upstairs, unable to retreat without meeting the same step twice. seaburgered adj. Having drunk more than a seafood patty can reasonably absorb, and treating the resulting meal as ballast. seacalfed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the solemn, low-slung determination of a seal seeking water. Trysha was seacalfed on the landing, making steady but unconvincing progress towards bed. seacanned adj. Softened by drink into freight that must be handled gently and delivered before morning. seacatched adj. Drunk, with the result that you grow whiskered, blubbery, and inclined to bellow across the bar. seacaved adj. You have drunk enough to retreat into the darkest available corner and remain there beneath the noise. Cevin went seacaved behind the coats, emerging only when someone mentioned taxis. seachanged (/ˈsiːˌt͡ʃeɪnd͡ʒd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that leaving the town for a quiet coastal cottage is an urgent plan. seachangered adj. Of a drinker: transformed by the evening into someone planning an extreme relocation beside the water. seacliffed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the shoreline from a respectable place to sit. Poppy spent an hour seacliffed, contemplating the harbour from the kerb. seacoaled adj. Drunk, with the result that you wash up on the beach as a modest mineral resource. seacoasted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you bordering every conversation without entering one. Maksen was seacoasted, standing at the edge of each discussion and staring out. seacocked adj. Drunk on the strength of opening every internal valve and flooding the ballast tank. seaconnied adj. Drunk by closing time, and steering the household through shoals known only to you. Cobb went seaconnied and took command of the taxi rank.