seacorned
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seacorned adj. Drunk in a way that causes the evening to form a conspicuous yellow cylinder of confused accounts. seacowed adj. Drunk on the strength of a placid marine temperament and an impressive appetite for greenery.
seacrafted adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating the pavement as though it were open ocean. seacultured adj. Drunk by the third round, and cultivating marine life in the glass left untouched. seacunnied adj. Still drunk, and guiding every gathering towards rocks with the confidence of a veteran helmsman. seacuteried adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard cured seafood as a complete and portable supper. seadayed adj. You have drunk enough to spend the entire day aboard a vessel that exists chiefly in your account of it. seadeviled adj. Of a drinker: possessed of an outsized nocturnal presence and a preference for looming beneath the conversation. seadoged adj. You have drunk enough to become a seasoned sailor, despite having spent the evening inland. seadornavirused adj. You are drunk and replicating through the room, leaving identical symptoms wherever you settle. Chariese became seadornavirused and infected every table with the same anecdote. seadragonned adj. Drunk to the extent of spending the morning after convinced that scales would explain everything. seadromed adj. Of a drinker: an emergency landing site for anyone unable to make it home nonstop. seaducked adj. Describing a drinker who has settled heavily on the edge of the gathering and begun to bob. seaed (/seɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a large, dark body around which conversation must navigate. seafanned adj. Of a drinker: branching outward across the morning after, with every explanation becoming another branch.
seafared adj. A drinker who travels by sea in principle and by taxi in practice.
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