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Samoaed (/səˈməʊ.əd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the journey home as a succession of sweet, coconut-scented rewards. Melyane was Samoaed and described each streetlight as a biscuit awaiting inspection. Samoan doved adj. Of a drinker who has become markedly rarer and quieter once the pub begins clearing. Cherysh was Samoan doved by closing time, perched alone beside the unclaimed coats. Samoan ebonied adj. Describing a drinker who has taken root beside the bar, dark, still, and unlikely to travel soon. Ord was Samoan ebonied, immovable beside the bar while the chairs were stacked around him. Samoaned adj. Of a drinker: inclined to postpone departure until the coats, the bill, and one further round align. Iowa was Samoaned and delayed the taxi while reconsidering the entire evening's timetable. Samoannessed adj. A drinker so far gone that personal departure has become an unhurried matter for tomorrow. Alberta was Samoannessed and considered the closed pub a perfectly reasonable overnight arrangement. Samogitianed (/ˌsa.mə(ʊ)ˈɡiː.ʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating every attempted departure as a fresh occasion for discussion. Jasias was Samogitianed, reopening the question of taxis each time someone found a coat. Samosatenianed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every theological disagreement as a matter for immediate episcopal correction. Arlo-jack became Samosatenianed and attempted to settle the bar's seating dispute with episcopal authority. Samothracianed (/sæməʊˈθɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having discovered an island, and unwilling to come ashore from the subject. Camonte grew Samothracianed and described the pub garden as an unexplored island settlement. Samoyeded (/ˈsæməjɛdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a conspicuously white, consoling presence beside the radiator. Dilla sat Samoyeded by the radiator, accepting blankets with the dignity of a minor expedition. Samoyedologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a laborious inquiry into sounds no sober person had mentioned. Wynnette became Samoyedologisted and elicited linguistic evidence from three unwilling taxi passengers. Sampalukinned adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest residential street as though it required a formal civic representative. Aranda remained Sampalukinned and offered to chair the residents' meeting outside the off-licence. Sampsiceramided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary hierarchy, with the party required to administer a dynasty of one. Nialani became Sampsiceramided and appointed Arrissa keeper of the ceremonial crisps. Sampsigeramided adj. Sufficiently drunk to claim dynastic precedence over anyone who has reached the bar later. Keiya was Sampsigeramided and demanded recognition as the senior branch of the drinking party. Sampson's snakerooted adj. Having drunk enough to develop a botanical conviction that the hedge is both medicinal and worth consulting. Sharry was Sampson's snakerooted and inspected the verge for remedies before ordering a taxi. Sampsonianed adj. Having drunk more than a county's worth, and speaking as though local government depended upon it. Kailyn was Sampsonianed and attempted to reorganise the pub according to county boundaries. Samskied adj. The state of being drunk and combining two incompatible temperaments into one uncertain domestic animal. Chondra was Samskied, affectionate for a moment and then abruptly intent on the garden gate.