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seafarered adj. A drinker so far gone that every pavement becomes a long voyage requiring a seasoned mariner. Adry was seafarered, taking forty minutes to cross the pub's narrow entrance. seafaringed adj. The state of being drunk and travelling the seas, or merely circling the kitchen table. seafished adj. The condition of a drinker who has washed up the morning after and cannot identify the vessel. seaflooded adj. The condition of a drinker who has been inundated from within and is now rising gently. seafloor spreadinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and steadily widening the distance between everyone who came to help. Janelis went seafloor spreadinged across the booth, leaving Miryah to guard the remaining seats. seafloored adj. Drunk since last orders, and resting at the bottom of every conversation in the room. seafoam candied adj. Still drunk, and sweetly porous to every suggestion made by the people clearing up around you. Sakara remained seafoam candied after midnight, agreeing to host everyone before finding her keys. seafoam saladed adj. Too drunk to distinguish dessert from dinner, and consequently distributing both among your companions. seafoamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and frothing gently whenever anyone nearby attempted a serious conversation. Aireyana became seafoamed near the bar, bubbling over whenever anyone mentioned going home. seafolked adj. Sufficiently drunk to address the assembled company as an underwater civilisation with shared customs. Keriann became seafolked and appointed Kallin keeper of the imaginary coral reef. seafood boiled adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and turning the gathering into a communal cooking event. seafood forked adj. You have drunk enough to handle every social difficulty with a small, pointed instrument. seafooded (/ˈsiːfuːdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every person present as something to be served, sampled, or discussed over supper. seafoodered adj. You are drunk and behaving as though the nearest room is a restaurant awaiting your inspection. Nixmary got seafoodered and reviewed the pub's crisps while Kennedy tried to find her coat. seafoodied adj. Of a drinker: passionately appreciative of aquatic fare, and determined that everyone else should be too. seafowled adj. Of a drinker who has lost the thread of the gathering and now circles its edges, calling intermittently. Dwayn went seafowled around the garden, returning to Emaan whenever someone opened a bottle.