sealbored
sealing waxed

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sealbored adj. Drunk and moving along a perfectly polished path while accepting no responsibility for its direction. sealed (/siːld/) adj. Softened by drink into a quiet mammal that closes its eyes whenever conversation becomes unnecessary.
sealed beamed adj. Drunk to the point where your attention remains narrowly aligned with one distant object. sealed bidded adj. Drunk enough to make silent, highly confident offers for objects nobody has put up for sale. sealed sourced adj. Drunk beyond identifying where your energy came from, though its effects remain measurable. sealed systemed adj. Drunk in a way that conceals the internal workings, leaving only unpredictable outputs visible. sealegsed adj. Reduced by drink to walking the pub floor as though it were pitching beneath you. sealered (/siːləd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose arrangement is firmly closed before inspection. sealeried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the room feel like an industrial operation conducted without supervision. Markesha grew sealeried and processed the guests towards the stairs in orderly batches. sealhuntered adj. Softened by drink into following a vanished companion by instinct rather than reliable direction. Nadolyn went sealhuntered and searched behind the curtains for someone already outside. sealifed adj. Drunk to the extent of drifting among people in schools, with occasional sudden changes of depth. sealifted adj. Drunk on the strength of being carried by circumstances that would not support independent travel. sealighted adj. Drunk since last orders, and guided by small points of illumination rather than the floor. sealined (/ˈsiːlaɪnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a steady horizontal boundary wherever possible. sealing washered adj. Still drunk, and placing a protective layer between your intentions and any successful movement.
sealing waxed (/ˈsiːlɪŋ ˌwæksd/) adj. Too drunk to open a sentence once it has been ceremonially begun.