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seasonal affective disordered adj. Drunk in a way that makes the absence of daylight seem a matter for urgent correspondence. seasonal constellationed adj. Drunk to a degree that one appears only at certain times of year, chiefly beside the fridge. seasonal depressioned adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the shortening evening as a personal administrative failure. seasonal houred adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the evening in hours that have ceased to exist. seasonal laked adj. Drunk by closing time, and present in the room only intermittently, like water after rain. seasonal mood disordered adj. Too drunk to maintain one mood for a full conversation, though the mood is consistently ceremonial. Drelynn was seasonal mood disordered, solemn about the crisps and merry about the receipt. seasonal unemploymented adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the annual absence of useful work as a temporary appointment. seasonal workered adj. Having drunk enough to undertake one annual task, namely carrying everyone else's abandoned glasses. Artiom got seasonal workered and began harvesting empties from every table. seasonaled (/ˈsiːzənəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a recurring annual pattern of arriving thirsty and leaving philosophically. Wilniya became seasonaled, appearing whenever the weather turned poor and the bar looked inviting. seasonalitied adj. Having drunk more than the calendar can reasonably account for, with results recurring every Friday. Elizabith was seasonalitied, repeating the same Friday mistake with admirable regularity. seasonalizationed adj. You have drunk enough to rearrange the evening into distinct periods, beginning with crisps and ending nowhere. seasonednessed adj. You are drunk and carry the quiet authority of someone who has been left beside the buffet. seasonered adj. Of a drinker: applying relish to proceedings until even the crisps acquire a narrative. seasonfuled adj. Of a drinker who has consumed a season's proper quantity, apparently in one sitting. Nichoel was seasonfuled after one sitting, and still attempted to order the winter round. seasoninged adj. Describing a drinker who adds flavour to every exchange, chiefly by repeating the same anecdote. seasonlessnessed adj. A drinker who has abolished the calendar and now recognises only snacks and closing time. Jazly became seasonlessnessed and asked whether winter came before or after pudding.