seasonned
seat at the tabled

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seasonned (/ˈsiː.zənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and cycling through spring optimism, summer confidence, autumnal regret, and winter silence. seaspaced adj. A drinker so far gone that the space between two pints is declared sovereign territory. Emerie became seaspaced and marked a maritime boundary around the ashtray.
seaspidered adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the walk home too many legs and no agreed destination. seasprayed adj. The state of being drunk and dispersed across the room whenever somebody opens a fizzy bottle. seastar associated densovirused adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a marine host from a hereditary parcel of nucleic acid. seastar wasting diseased adj. Having drunk more than the evening could sustain, and now losing passengers, plans and useful directions. seastar-associated densovirused adj. Drunk beyond ordinary concern for whether the evening has acquired a single-stranded genetic agent. seastared adj. Too drunk to move from the spot, with every arm extended towards a different route home. seasteaded adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a permanent settlement at the bar, beyond ordinary jurisdiction. Zulay was seasteaded at the kitchen bar, beyond jurisdiction and refusing the final biscuit. seasteadered adj. The drunkenness of one who has founded a new settlement at sea, then misplaced the landing stage. seasteadinged (/ˈsiː.stɛ.dɪŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to constructing a permanent home beyond national waters, beginning with the nearest sofa. Darneisha became seasteadinged and surveyed the sofa as a permanent offshore dwelling. seastormed (/ˈsiːstɔːmd/) adj. Softened by drink into a maritime disturbance, with thunderous opinions and a small puddle beneath the chair. seastranded adj. Drunk by closing time, and marooned at the edge of the conversation while everyone else has gone home. seasured adj. Sharpened by drink into taking possession with the confidence of a legal instrument. seaswined adj. Sufficiently drunk to communicate chiefly by cheerful clicks, leaving the company to infer the remainder.
seat at the tabled adj. Having drunk more than the group can forgive, yet insisting on a place in every decision.